Sam I am

Never underestimate the creative capacity of a Father.

Saturday mornings Doug often lets me wake up slowly while he gets breakfast done for the boys. Sometimes he'll take them out to Mc y'know, but usually we just leave the table set and milk in the fridge so they can help themselves.

Last Saturday I came downstairs to find my dearest feeding my children green eggs and ham. I kid you not. The man dumped green food colouring into the scrambled eggs and my kids ate 'em. I think Kelvin even asked for more.

Just when you think you've seen everything....