Yet more of what Cindy needs...

In case there are those reading this who do not peruse Yvonne's site, I will let you in on one of the best ways I've found to relieve stress. Do not do this if you are not prepared to roll on the floor laughing, or at least tear up from the hilarity.

Here's the deal: Go to Google and type in your name and the word 'needs' in quotes. ie: "Cindy needs". The results will be quite interesting. I've left three lists so far in Yvonne's comments, but I can't resist going back for more when I'm feeling stressed. And today has been a hum-dinger!

So.... here's some more of what Google thinks Cindy needs.

Cindy needs her cake plate!

Cindy needs to graph the following equation: y=2x + 5.

Cindy needs to get online fast.

Also Cindy needs evaluation and refresher work for trail so she can find her forever home.

Original Cindy needs a ride home from work.

Cindy needs reimbursement for the last one, though.

Cindy needs photo support.

Cindy needs to tell us all about her great experience hiking in the desert last week.

Cindy needs three more years to finish college and get her degree and another year to earn her teaching credential.

Mom, Cindy needs to talk to you.

As if Cindy needs to answer to him!!

Cindy needs a permanent Home and someone to love and attention. If you are looking for a sweet devoted companion. Trained and great with kids.

Cindy needs a lobotomy.

Cindy needs electrical information.

As a financial analyst, Cindy needs to keep her daytime look on the conservative side, but that doesn't mean she has to sacrifice style.

Cindy needs to move to another room.

Cindy needs to have the cookies by Thursday, October 6

Cindy needs a vanilla latte today.

Cindy needs a cat.

Cindy needs a T-shirt that says, "It's all about ME!"

Cindy needs a makeover.

"Cindy needs a little help with her slim figure." Aunt Mae said.

Cindy needs to be on your list of must-reads.

Cindy needs a lot more training though.

...because my sister Cindy needs details.

Cindy needs money (I was wondering if that one would ever come up!)

Cindy needs some flank coverage going into the stretch.

And that, dear readers, is all I could glean from the 752 results. Except for all the stuff over at Yvonne's blog, of course. Good for a giggle. Let me know what you find.


Oh, and in case you missed them, here are my favorites:

Cindy needs one of those for her pond because it could be her signal to the mothership to come and pick her back up and take her home.

Cindy needs to do some research and find out the truth about fats.

Cindy needs more care than an average horse.

Cindy needs to be more concerned about the quality of air occupying the space between her ears.

Original Cindy needs tires.

Right now, Cindy needs help in aisle five.

Maybe Cindy needs to chime in and scream "FREE THE OKLAHOMA 1!!!!!!" Then maybe someone might listen.

I guess from that logic, Cindy needs to shut the heck up.

Okay... I'm done now.